What Should I Do?

Jamie Lee Curtis?

Comedian slash Redskins fan slash radio host Danny Rouhier is out with his week twelve video that I first thought was supposed to represent Danny's internal dialogue then I see in the video description that it is a parody of a LeBron James commercial, not only do I not know this commercial, I am not even sure I could pick LeBron James out of a lineup because you see I AM A FOOTBALL FAN.



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Allistair Spotswoolingtonworth

This season McNabb has fallen over several times

Comedian slash Redskins fan slash radio host Danny Rouhier is out with his week eleven video, a sober introspection on how the fuck Donovan McNabb keeps tripping on his center's feet at the snap. If you thought it was Casey Rabach's size eleventeen sneakers that were getting in the way, the Titans game with all its injuries provides useful insight: DONOVAN TRIPPED OVER WILL MONTGOMERY'S FEET TOO. WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THIS?

Get on over to Danny's YouTube channel and give some loves.



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"We rob them of their dreams"

Fallen

In pitch perfect style Redskins fan slash comedian slash radio host Danny Rouhier goes Behind the Music with the Redskins for his week ten video, ever notice how you cannot get on BtM unless you made a bunch of money then lost it all or got hooked on drugs or lost a limb or something? Yeah the Redskins are like that.



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You Tell Him I Will Straight Up Bench His Ass

Donovan's like so fat

Danny Rouhier is out with his week eight video on the Lions debacle, among his best work yet. For just a second this season I thought the Redskins were going to be good and we would not need Danny.

WRONG AGAIN BEN



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Whatever...

...Dallas is 1-5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Redskins fan slash comedian slash radio host slash newlywed Danny Rouhier is out with his video wrapping the week seven win over the Bears, money quote:

You realize that when [quarterback Donovan] McNabb threw that [second] pick six, we were saved by our own ineptitude, on the delay of game penalty. We screwed up to prevent ourselves from screwing up even worse. That's our offense right now. [munches nuts]

Even in paradise they know Dallas sucks.



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Little Bit Like an Episode of Full House

A show I never watched but I don't hold this against Danny

Danny Rouhier is out with his week six video wrapping the loss to the Colts, Danny tell us what you really think of Cris Collinsworth, and double internets for the David Terrell reference.



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It's Getting Harder

But I'll try

Danny is out with his week five video wrapping the Packers game, in which he sports the rocking Washington Bullets throwback jersey and nitpicks a few things about the 3-2 Redskins. Bonus points for the Matt Bowen reference.



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Conflatulations Danny Rouhier

Marriage and the Redskins are sacred bonds

Danny Rouhier is out with his week four video, we learn the terrifying details of Danny's Eagles gameday experience, Danny actually flatlined and for a time was clinically dead.

As a married man I can say with authority that faking your own death is not sustainable as a method of blocking game time on Sundays.



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They're Calling it 'The Clinton Portis'

Film at eleven

Danny Rouhier is out with his week three video, a sneak peak at the evening news, team coverage of a disturbing new trend and visual confirmation of a long assumed theory on news anchors work attire.

Get over and subscribe to his channel, Danny makes us laugh in good times and keeps us afloat in the bad.



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An Open Letters

Who needs a lead?

Danny Rouhier is out with his week two video, open letters to the Jason Campbell apologists, Redskins personnel staff and DeAngelo Hall, we also get an intimate and unscripted look at Danny's reaction to Sunday's collapse. Head over and subscribe to his video channel.



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Giant Shitburger

Little bitchpants

Comedian, radio host and Redskins fan Danny Rouhier is back, one of the best parts of last season's 4-12 debacle was Danny's weekly YouTube videos, here Danny riffs on the game one victory over the Cowboys. Enjoy and head over to Danny's YouTube channel and subscribe.



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The Eleven Things to Hate Most About the 2009 Redskins

Only eleven?

Danny Rouhier is here with his final Redskins video of the 2009 season, a list of grievances and sore spots from these past sixteen games, enjoy and please visit YouTube channel and tell him how much you enjoyed these videos.

Danny, thanks for making us laugh and I hope to see you in the 2010 offseason.



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Just About All She Wrote

I had the same experience at the Eagles game

Danny Rouhier checks in with his week sixteen Redskins video in which he discusses his unfortunate trip to Landover to see the Redskins in person to play the Cowboys. He is not a happy man.

Redskins fans, please flood Danny's YouTube channel with views and comments, it is imperative we continue to get this kind of high quality content and humor throughout the offseason, Danny has quickly become an important voice in the pantheon of Redskinsland.

Oh and he's a shitload funnier than that doofus Frank Caliendo on the FOX pregame show, dump Frank and give Danny the sketch segment of that show and it improves immediately.



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Are You a Depression Sufferer?

Go to your place of rest and comfort

Danny Rouhier is back with his reaction to week fifteen's ridiculous loss to the New York Giants, in this week's video we see Danny's spot on impression of definitely not the Redskins next coach Jon Gruden, some commentary on the offense and where Danny watched the second half of Monday's game.

Great work Danny, you have kept us laughing in a season that has been anything but funny.



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Cue Chorus of Angels

A new day

First and foremost The Curly R football family, we would like to express our most sincere condolences to the family of Bengals receiver Chris Henry, Chris was thrown from the back of a pickup late last night and succumbed to his injuries this morning. His blood and football families are only now starting to deal with the realities of grief, and our thoughts are with them, Redskins fans of a certain age from now on will twinge with remembrance of Sean Taylor whenever Chris Henry is mentioned.

Now I would like to talk about Redskinsland, where


IT'S A FUCKIN PARTY


As I site here watching Thursday Night Football on NFL Network, by the way I am like a pig in shit right now, Vinny Cerrato has been fired, a real general manager has been hired and there is football Thursday, Saturday, Sunday and my beloved Redskins play Monday but I digress.

As I sit here at neighbor Bill's watching the Colts and Jaguars play what looks like will be a high scoring game, the mood here is way too festive for a Thursday night, that reminds me, I need to alternate my whiskeys with water.

Now it is entirely possible that new general manager Bruce Allen will not turn the Redskins back in to a winner, the early tastemaker reaction is that Bruce is not a particularly solid personnel guy, and even if he can get his choice of personnel guys we all know Dan Snyder will still be involved in decision making, at least at a higher level.

Even so, the owner's decision to hire a guy with the title quote general manager unquote represents progress.

Gird your thoughts and share them on this day, if not with me then with another outlet. In one year, two years, whenever it is, we will look at those Redskins and think back to this day.

Exhale.



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When the Laughter Died

Sick

Danny Rouhier's week thirteen video, posted without additional comment.



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Your Call Is Important to Us

If you'd like to leave a message, please fuck off after the tone

Our inside man Danny Rouhier got a new job this week, as Redskins owner Dan Snyder's receptionist. It looks like a tough job unless you are dead on the inside. Or a comedian.



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The Shermans

The most Shermans

Your required watching for week eleven, Danny Rouhier looks into Dan Snyder's decision to assemble the most awesome collection of Shermans that there ever was. At this pace the Redskins will finish the season with more Shermans than coaches.



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Every Time I Think I'm Out

After all I've been through

Danny Rouhier is out with his week ten video, it includes excerpts from Jon Gruden's and Shannon Sharpe's analysis of the Redskins, and Danny's true passion for the team is tested.

Enjoy, game preview in the morning. If the Redskins were somehow miraculously to win this game tomorrow in Dallas they would be [REDACTED]



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Jason Campbell's Quarterback Slide

Is like a seventh grader asking a hot girl to dance

Danny Rouhier keeps us engaged with his week nine video in which he learns Chinese, the better to communicate with his Redskins Stadium overlords and excerpts game commentary from last week's debacle against the Falcons.

Danny is one of the best things Redskins fans have going for them right now.



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